things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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