and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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