I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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