can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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