i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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