I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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