I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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