The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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