Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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