it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I think your dad took our porno
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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