Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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