I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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