dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I am puke
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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