they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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