do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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