Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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