So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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