Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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