I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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