one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
