Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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