Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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