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Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
PANTIES FOUND
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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