I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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