Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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