hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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