is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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