Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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