Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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