at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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