His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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