I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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