Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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