Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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