i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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