Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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