We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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