some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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