My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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