He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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