But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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