doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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