I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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