Already got asked if we're dating
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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