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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.

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(214): View more from Texas

could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?

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(407): View more from Florida

If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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(719): View more from Colorado

Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.

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(515): View more from Iowa

you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny

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(614): View more from Ohio

Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start

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asking for a friend

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(450): View more from Quebec

I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol

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