I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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