Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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