i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
