The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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