im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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